CLEAN MY DUCTS

by MEGASHAUN

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released September 25, 2011

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MEGASHAUN Toronto, Ontario

Shaun's silly synth solo music project. See megashaun.com for more of his work, music and otherwise!

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Track Name: Clean My Ducts
On my call display I can see your telephone number
And I know exactly what it is you are gonna say
"Would like to have your ducts cleaned?" is your one liner
And the way you run your business is always day to day

Baby you can clean my ducts for me
Take my money and guarantee
Fresh clean air that I can breathe
Cause you can you can clean my ducts for me!

Baby you can clean my ducts for me
Take my money and my dignity
Pay my mortgage and my condo fee
Cause you can you can clean my ducts for me!

You're always calling me everytime I gotta get my work done
And when I say no, you ask me to refer you to a friend
How bad that makes me feel, now girl, you really can't imagine
I thought I had your love from right now to the very end

I don't need your heart because I've got your full attention
Bring your vacuum truck over now, there's no time to waste
Creating order out of chaos is a very good service
I would like to have you clean my ducts every single day
Track Name: They're Tearing Up The Street (Tale of the Failed Donut Mission)
I leave my house at two o'clock to get down to the store
But I can't make it twenty feet away from my front door
I pull up to a roadblock, hit the break hard with both feet
Traffic's at a standstill 'cause they're tearing up the street

They're tearing up the street, tearing up the street
They're tearing up the street just like they did last week
Pounding on the pavement with jackhammers everywhere
Dust rising all around them like a scene in a nightmare

Why do they got to tear up the street, every week?
Do they not know of all the havoc that they wreak?
They pound, make noise, they work for hours, while I'm trying to sleep
Who knows what evil they will awake by digging so deep

I should have taken my bike, hell walkin's still much faster
They're tearing up the street again and traffics a disaster
I just wanted some donuts now I'm stuck on the road
This is why before I leave I always hit the commode.

They're tearing up the street, tearing up the street
They're tearing up the street just like they did last week
Causing traffic chaos, it's down to one lane each way
They're tearing up the street all night and every single day

Why do they got to tear up the street, every week?
When I drive by they point and they stare, and call me a geek
They pound, make noise, they work for hours, while I'm trying to sleep
Who knows what evil they will awake by digging so deep

Been out my house for so long I forget my donut mission
To make it worse there's some dumb jerks who just had a collision
Up on the road ahead they stop and get out both they trucks
To inspect all the damages and all each other fucks

They're tearing up the street, tearing up the street
They're tearing up the street just like they did last week
Why did I even leave the house, why did I even bother
Why can't they just deliver donuts? I'd pay ten extra dollars!

Why do they got to tear up the street, every week?
Do they not know of all the havoc that they wreak?
They pound, make noise, they work for hours, while I'm trying to sleep
Who knows what evil they will awake by digging so deep

They're tearing up the street, tearing up the street
They're tearing up the street just like they did last week
Since six am to ten at night these fucking guys are there
Makin' constant noise and they ain't going anywhere

Why do they got to tear up the street, every week?
When I drive by they point and they stare, and call me a geek
They pound, make noise, they work for hours, while I'm trying to sleep
Who knows what evil they will awake by digging so deep
Track Name: Gimme Some More
Hey ho, gimme some more
I just ate six sloppy joes
I'm still hungry, I want more
Gimme some more! Gimme some more!

Went to the Burger King
Drive Thru order, lemme sing
Had eight Whoppers and onion rings
Gimme some more! Gimme some more!

GIMME SOME GIMME SOME GIMME SOME MORE!
GIMME SOME GIMME SOME GIMME SOME MORE!

Down at the Pizza Hut
Greasy pie goes straight to my butt
Tastes like crap but you know what
Gimme some more! Gimme some more!

Hangin' at the Mickie Dee's
Four quarter pounders with processed cheese
Litre of Coke with diabetes
Gimme some more! Gimme some more!

GIMME SOME GIMME SOME GIMME SOME MORE!
GIMME SOME GIMME SOME GIMME SOME MORE!

Workin' up a jonesin' for Taco Bell
That kinda food don't sit too well
Time on the toilet's like time in hell
Gimme some more! Gimme some more!

Stop at the KFC
Talk to the colonel, give it me
Greasy chicken and greasy grease
Gimme some more! Gimme some more!

GIMME SOME GIMME SOME GIMME SOME MORE!
GIMME SOME GIMME SOME GIMME SOME MORE!
GIMME SOME GIMME SOME GIMME SOME MORE!
GIMME SOME GIMME SOME GIMME SOME MORE!