Clean My Ducts

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I never write songs with lyrics. This is why. This is a response to all those duct cleaning businesses that call me on a somewhat regular basis asking if I need to have my ducts clean.

I don't have ducts. I live in a small apartment. So I always say no. The people on the other end always feel really sad by this response and they typically beg me to give them the phone numbers of any friends or family who may need their duct cleaning services. I tell them I'd never do that to a friend.

I wrote and recorded this entirely on August 13, 2011 using my netbook, Reaper, WaveLab 7, a Korg Monotribe, Korg Kaoss Pad Quad, Korg Kronos Music Workstation, and a Samson Meteor Mic for the vocals. I got the idea for this song while in the shower.

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On my call display I can see your telephone number
And I know exactly what it is you are gonna say
"Would like to have your ducts cleaned?" is your one liner
And the way you run your business is always day to day

Baby you can clean my ducts for me
Take my money and guarantee
Fresh clean air that I can breathe
Cause you can you can clean my ducts for me!

Baby you can clean my ducts for me
Take my money and my dignity
Pay my mortgage and my condo fee
Cause you can you can clean my ducts for me!

You're always calling me everytime I gotta get my work done
And when I say no, you ask me to refer you to a friend
How bad that makes me feel, now girl, you really can't imagine
I thought I had your love from right now to the very end

I don't need your heart because I've got your full attention
Bring your vacuum truck over now, there's no time to waste
Creating order out of chaos is a very good service
I would like to have you clean my ducts every single day

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from CLEAN MY DUCTS, track released August 13, 2011

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MEGASHAUN Toronto, Ontario

Shaun's silly synth solo music project. See megashaun.com for more of his work, music and otherwise!

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